gymn

Hymn (noun): a religious song or poem of praise to God or a god.

In contrast, a gymn is a song you workout to, but at muscle church, AKA a gym. The gymn is in praise of YOU (yes you ya sexy thing) and how hot you’re going to look after all those reps.

These gymns never fail to pump me up.

by Sickomonster April 25, 2021

Gymn

Large indoor sports court where it is customary for patrons to be in a relative state of undress.

I've been trying to get out of my Gymn membership.

This Gymn Membership is ruining my fucking life.

Stop Gymning the camera and fucking speak to me I am your Wife goddamnit Jim!

by Mr. Snubs April 26, 2024

Gymn’t

Has not being attending the gym or practicing exercise.

Vance has been attending the township gymnasium, I’ve been very clearly gymn’t.

by Moth Mince May 12, 2021

Best Kid Gymnast In The World

To winning several competition awards from viral Instagram and Tic Tok reels. Kayce Cherelle Brown has been labelled the best kid gymnast in the world. Kayce Brown is an American artistic Gymnast who was born on December 27, 2014 currently she is 7 years old and has accumulated alot of fame through out her gymnastic career. She is apart of 2031 class, the famous gymnast is already projected to one day represent Team USA in the Olympics taking home a gold medal. Kayce Cherelle Brown is the best kid gymnast in the world.

Kayce Cherelle Brown has been recognized as “ The Best Kid Gymnast In The World “.

by Zach West September 12, 2022

to gymnologize

To gymnologize:

The art of debating whilst naked.

I think it's a good idea to gymnologize that.

by mcfearless09 April 13, 2010

rhythmic gymnastics

one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics.

mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel

even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY

the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves

dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*

person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.

by kishkishkish April 14, 2013

gymnastics

One of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

A gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

Women's gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it's own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise

Gymnastics is easy to watch, but I've found that it is very hard to do.

by alyson May 13, 2005