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Laudra Gomish 

fat ugly whore
"Laudra Gomish is a fat ugly worthless whore with a receding hairline"
Laudra Gomish by whorelogist August 9, 2020
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Gymshark 

Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.
That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.
Gymshark by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021

gymission 

An accidental fart at the gym -- usually silent and occuring when it's hot and crowded -- creating a thick, pungent, unpleasant pocket of air during a moment of physical exertion. Commonly occuring near the treadmills.
The gymission of the girl on the treadmill near the drinking fountain made filling up my water bottle an unsavory experience.
gymission by D-Diamond June 23, 2011

gomishetto 

gomishetto means an Amish from the ghetto
dude yall see them amish that were from the ghetto? Word up dawg dem called gomishetto
gomishetto by Vegerito July 17, 2006

Young gimish 

A very young-looking short person that is a nerd; also smells very terribly, says very awkward and random things at times.
Mike- Dude, that guy looks wicked young! What grade is he in?
Brian- 10th. He smells bad too. Try having a locker over him!
Mike- Dude, I feel your pain. Wow, what a young gimish!
Young gimish by Finn'nRyan duo January 14, 2009
collection of undefinable parts creating an unterpretable whole
You'll never find that within that gimish
gimish by Rich Corpina November 22, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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