Justaguy31's definitions

Cyrus

An idiot who drives a red corvette, always listens to the same song, carries a gun with safety off and most importantly did not pass grade 10.

Cyrus, knock knock.
Who’s there??
Someone who just failed grade 10!!

by Justaguy31 November 1, 2021

Taiwan

A country.

Taiwan was founded in 1895 has it’s own government and elects it’s own officials, it’s own military and has it’s own flag so there for it is it’s own country.

by Justaguy31 November 28, 2021

Gymshark

Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.

That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.

by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021

Scammer

Usually some middle eastern or Indian sounding guy claiming to be Microsoft or apple or the Nigerian prince.

Scammer: Ok but first before I give you your $100,000 I need you to buy a $500 iTunes card and send it at this email;

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

Addison Rae

Famous for no reason. Do got to admit though, she’s hot.

Addison Rae is only proof that in today’s world all you have to do is be pretty.

by Justaguy31 December 3, 2021

COPE

An uncreative attempt to insult a person by insinuating that they’re sensitive while actually projecting yourself. This word is unironically used by trolls, losers and incels whenever they read something that they don’t like.

Random idiot: “OmG COPE Lol”

by Justaguy31 January 6, 2022