Gwerking 

Twerking with your ballsack.

Yeah man he sent a video of him gwerking on the stripper

Gwerking by GwerkCollector January 19, 2025

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

Gerking 

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

Gerking by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking 

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005

gherking 

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

gherking by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015

gherking it 

The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.

I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.

gherking it by Franklin Bluth September 18, 2008

jerking the gerking 

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

jerking the gerking by nudger newall December 9, 2014