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slang term referring to apple product iphone.
Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Guy-phone by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011
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Phone Guy 

An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes.

Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."

1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
Phone Guy by AvatarOfTheWhore January 4, 2021

Phone guy 

a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
Phone guy by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

Phone Guy 

The kid that shouts out "phone" obnoxiously when the phone rings and everyone can hear it
Leland shouted out "Phone" while the teacher answered it, he was known as the "phone guy"
Phone Guy by Silvy154 May 24, 2011

The phoneless guy

The guy who doesn't have a phone, aka phoneless. Everyday got bullied because he is phoneless. Everyone says "at least I got a phone" to roast him. He is also the wife of hauvin, he has crush on Edmund
The phoneless guy who always phoneless till the age of 18

guyPhone 

A "working" iphone costume that connects to a users real iphone. Originally found on youtube. Created by Reko Rivera, John Savio and John Matthews.
I had to use my guyPhone!
guyPhone by johsavi November 18, 2009

Guyphone 

Male iPhone users device. Any and all male iPhone lovers are gay. This word is used to best describe the devices that people who prefer iphones use in a "slang" fashion
The fruit on his guyphone is really fitting. What a fruit.
Guyphone by Eyenoseithall October 9, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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