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Guyphone 

Male iPhone users device. Any and all male iPhone lovers are gay. This word is used to best describe the devices that people who prefer iphones use in a "slang" fashion
The fruit on his guyphone is really fitting. What a fruit.
Guyphone by Eyenoseithall October 9, 2023

gayphone 

Another (more popular) name for the iphone. Buying it a popular way of coming out.
Steve, I see you finally bought the gayphone. What? No, I'm not shocked dude, I knew all along...
gayphone by TexerS October 16, 2008

gayphone 

Gayphone — really?
Actually, I’m offensive, and find this very iPhone userly.
gayphone by theVlad07 July 20, 2018

Gaypad and Gayphone Mfg. Co.

My phone gone "Gaypad and Gayphone Mfg. Co." me.
slang term referring to apple product iphone.
Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Guy-phone by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011

Gayphoneophobia 

A fear of shitty cell phones.
Bob: I think I have gayphoneophobia.
Jim: Then why do you own the T-Mobile sidekick?
Bob: AHHHH!!!
Gayphoneophobia by Trevor4350 January 28, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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