Gusexual

This is someone only sexually attracted to Augusta.

“Dude I think I’m Gusexual”
“Damn that’s crazy valid bro”

by JK20050001 June 8, 2022

gsexual

Gsexual describes someone who is sexually attracted to guacamole

This gsexual ass nigga got nothing but alvacados on his mind

by Akube18 June 20, 2019

guysexual

A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.

Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual

"Nah mate, I'm a guysexual"
"I think he's guysexual"

by eightball June 22, 2004

Gsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Germanany, Germans, or someone who is German themselves

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 1: Gsexual of coarse

by Scribble_D3mon December 11, 2019

Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

Gsexual

Noun: someone who is attracted to grandmas

Taken from the term asexual in an appropriate way. Gsexual is mostly used for grandmas but in certain occasions it can be used for grandpas.

Jack: “man that grandma is hot!”

Bob: “you must be gsexual.”

by Keisha69 July 26, 2021

Gussexual

One who is sexually attracted to the fictional character Gustavo Fring from the hit series “Breaking Bad”. Are often caught in random and extreme displays of affection toward media depicting Gustavo Fring at random hours of the day/night and insists on watching the hit series “Breaking Bad” just for Gustavo Fring. Always eats at Los Pollos Hermanos. Takes the term 'Breaking Bad Fan' to a whole new level. If male, often “sus for Gus" occurs.

"Dude, I'm starting to get a crush on Giancarlo Esposito...."

"Holy shit I think you're Gussexual!"

by MortalCosmic October 22, 2022