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Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.
Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.
by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011
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suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.
Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)
by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009
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Garnet

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
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Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
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Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
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Garnet

Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.
Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.
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Gureto daze

Japanese slang for "thats great" , mostly used as catchprase (by the ways of sarcasm) for a Bancho student w/ weird elvis like hair and the power to heal people
Jotaro: Aqua Neclace can hide itself in any liquid state

Josuke: Gureto daze
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