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An eastern European name which means “to fuck things up”. Gurlui is a guy who is pretty much a social experiment in the art of being a dumpster fire. The kind of guy who manages to start WW3 by trying to make milk and cereals. You dont want to depend on Gurlui. His small penis doesn’t help gis cause.
“i got you bro!”
“Fam DONT!!”
*Beer spills, entire building block is burned down, new Ebola strain is created”
“….Gurlui what have you done?”
Gurlui by DeftHandyHands September 23, 2025
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Gurliv is the cutest girl you could ever meet. She could make you the happiest person in the world sooo fast. They could make your day in a blink of an eye.
Woah that girl is a banger! She must be a gurliv
Gurliv by What the fred December 29, 2019
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curly gurlie 

a chick that has really (naturaly)curly hair
Eva is such a curly gurlie
curly gurlie by Eva4789 January 4, 2006
I loaned that nigga $100 and I got gurlied
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GURULIOUS 

"Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge."

GURULIOUS is an adjective that describes anyone or anything that this applies to.
That MC who rocked the party was GURULIOUS.
GURULIOUS by JoeDaGuru July 7, 2010

guruista 

a female that specializes in something
that one answerguruista.com lady knows exactly the right thing to say
guruista by JAGAGGGGG October 12, 2009

cali-gurling 

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!
didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!
cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011
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