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An eastern European name which means “to fuck things up”. Gurlui is a guy who is pretty much a social experiment in the art of being a dumpster fire. The kind of guy who manages to start WW3 by trying to make milk and cereals. You dont want to depend on Gurlui. His small penis doesn’t help gis cause.
“i got you bro!”
“Fam DONT!!”
*Beer spills, entire building block is burned down, new Ebola strain is created”
“….Gurlui what have you done?”
“Fam DONT!!”
*Beer spills, entire building block is burned down, new Ebola strain is created”
“….Gurlui what have you done?”
by DeftHandyHands September 23, 2025
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