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The process of working extremely hard at a difficult work project only to be subjected to the uselessness and stupidity of your incompetent asshat coworkers incompetence that, through some fucking miracle of god, gains the praise of
Your management for taking credit for all your hard work.
Worker 1 - “ I’ve finally completed the process mapping and it’s been a long road but I’ve got this figured out. I shared it with Dan to have a look”

Worker 2 - doode he took your work to the boss. She’s praising him for it with no mention of you. You got GURGLED AGAIN!”
Gurgled by OHMBICORP January 12, 2019
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gurgle back 

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha
Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.
gurgle back by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

triple gurgle 

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.
Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.
triple gurgle by snapper2 November 10, 2014

Gurglespurt 

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.
“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”
Gurglespurt by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

gurglekin 

male hooker, male prostitute
Do you have enough cash to pay for that gurglekin on the corner?
gurglekin by Matalina January 15, 2007

ass gurgle 

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.
Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!
ass gurgle by staaark November 1, 2011

nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.
nasal gurgler by gcate November 27, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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