The condition when you've eaten one or more things that create a constant churning in your stomach and lower intestines which could either result in gut noises, gigantic farts or a sudden and extreme need to make it to the bathroom. The problem is it's constantly changing, and you have no idea which one will hit next.
These protein shakes are giving me the gurgledookies and I'm scared to go out. I keep switching between just cutting 30 second farts and having to make a mad dash to the bathroom to release the brown kraken.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!