gargled

Angry, pissed off.

Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."

Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."

gargled by Derrick Diggler June 29, 2008

Gargled bloodbath

When your in the act of love licking her out and she's on her period and she start saying bleeding but she's about to cum so you keep licking and your mouth gets flooded with blood

She gave me a gargled bloodbath

Gargled bloodbath by Andy tracker traveler February 18, 2017

gargle me 

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Gargle Status 

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)

--Douglas Adams

"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster by Encaitare June 14, 2005

Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.

David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!

Gangledorf by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008