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When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.
Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!
Gurfed by Snitzky December 27, 2013
Words you can keep
The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.
YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap
Gurxed by Big Chunder March 23, 2021
Related Words
Gurfed guffed Gurked gorfed Gurned Gurped gurfer gurted Gurxed garfed up
dude, she is one hot gurfer!
gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009
breaking wind, letting rip, farting
phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!
guffed by marie August 5, 2003
Gulfed is a term to describe the feeling when you see someone or something extremely cute or something that makes you flustered. It originated from thai actor Gulf Kanawut, as it he is epitome of cutness.
A: *Shows a pic of MewGulf being couple goals*
B: Omgggg I gulfed so hard, look at them 😳🥺😳
Gulfed by Slay.stray July 29, 2020
The perturbing feeling of seeing someone you know in real life on a dating app e.g. Tinder, Bumble, Grindr etc.
"Omg dude I just found Jenna on tinder!"
"Ugh, gurefed"
Gurefed by Sventhemen August 31, 2017
dude, we hit that yay last nite.
i was sooooo gurped!
gurped by beccabop March 15, 2008
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B)
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A)
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