Gurek

Sigma male pulls any bitches he wants.

"Gurek is so sigma alpha skibidi ohio rizz"

by sukhas twin brother January 28, 2024

Gurksed

Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.

"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."

by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018

gurevitz

n. Great one or Godly

You've been acting like a Gurevitz today

by Anonymous 101 April 5, 2007

Gurkhas

Ultimate alpha badasses from the mountains of Nepal. Bred in fire and brimstone, it's been scientifically proven that Gurkhas are the manliest men of all time. They fight for Nepal, India and the United Kingdom, and march into battle weilding their Kukri 'knives' to the tune of 'Rap Gamez Callin' by Stevie Stone. The United Nations are investigating whether the use of Gurkha in battle constitutes a war crime, and recently declassified documents from the UK Ministry of Defence have revealed that the Trident nuclear programme is a myth, and in fact the British nuclear deterrent has always consisted solely of the Brigade of Gurkhas.

Preparing for an airborne assualt during the Malaya emergency, a British colonel asked the leader of a platoon of Gurkhas if they would be prepared to jump from a C130. Somewhat to the colonel's surprise, the Gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men. The next day, the Gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.

'But at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn't work,' the colonel explained.

The Gurkha replied, 'Parachutes? No-one mentioned parachutes!'

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

Gürkan

Lazy but very smart person, who will probably achieve a lot in life and have a lot of succes.

He doesn’t do anything, he’s gürkan

by W12ndjd January 10, 2018

Gürkan

A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..

Omggg was that gürkan i think i melt!!

by Anonymus__12345 January 1, 2017

Guren No Yumiya

The greatest anime opening ever, from Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni

Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru

Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai

Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da...

Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo

Kachiku no annei ...Kyogi no han'ei ...Shiseru garō no "Jiyū" o!

Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kōshi da Jōheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger

Hotobashiru shōdō ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu——
Guren no yumiya

by GaaraOfTheSandwich September 28, 2015