gurk

the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

Sheila was a gurker.

by Anonymous May 01, 2003

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003

a big girl who preys on drunk men

Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.

by Rocky1989 December 12, 2009

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

by Jazwaz January 13, 2014

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

by kellyshawn August 09, 2006

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."