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the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.
Sheila was a gurker.
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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That certain onomatopoeia that is rare and unheard of pretty much everywhere. Usually uttered by strange males whenever something unexpected happens to them.
"Walking is sure fun. I hope I don't trip-
gurks. (Uh oh cover up! I think that chick saw me!)"
by nisbahmumtaz January 07, 2012
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1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. To 'tap that' or 'hit it raw'.
Fatamanisha: What up, Keyshawn?

Keyshawn: What's good, mama? You gon' let me gurk that shit today, right?

Fatamanisha: Boy, you nasty!
by LMAOProductionz June 22, 2009
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A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.
scott is a gurk.
by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003
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The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer gurk .
by E - FUMBLER August 16, 2008
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