Guntez

A beast on the drums as well as in bed

Do you see that Guntez shredding on the drums?
That Guntez must have landed the best woman on the planet.

Guntez by Yomamaaableahhh April 16, 2026

GUNTENFREUDE 

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.

i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was

GUNTENFREUDE by anonymous February 28, 2022

Gunter's Law 

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.

"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!

Gunter's Law by phoenixlives November 29, 2016

Guntz 

Featured in the RPG 'Breath of Fire 2', Guntz is the hometown of the Iron Orge Clan. Located on an island at between the Eastern and Western continent, the town is known for their excellent blacksmith's and has the world's finest armory. Known as Gant in the first 'Breath of Fire' game.

The group travelled to Guntz inside a giant sperm whale.

Guntz by Kentan Kisuragi August 16, 2006

Gantez Warrior 

A.
a tripper-trash-surf-rock-punk-blues-roll band out of costa mesa, California.

B.
a group of teenagers who like to dance and party and have a tendancy to steel girfriends

A.
I went to the raddest Gantez Warrior show last night in this abandoned wharehouse. some kid got punched in the face

B.
those Gantez Warrior dudes stole my girlfriend... again

Gantez Warrior by roylee September 16, 2010

Günter 

A Germanic name, apparently also the name of my bunkmate who I never knew I had. Sometimes he might also be your dad, brother, son-in-law, friend, cousin or a pet. Sometimes even your goldfish.

Urban Dictionary: Get a (insert word) mug for your bunkmate Günter.
Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often

Günter by LittleFrostyRaven November 1, 2020

Dirty Günter 

When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.

Oh man, blood sprayed everywhere while I was doing a dirty Günter last night

Dirty Günter by Father Germany June 25, 2022