guntectomy 

Surgery involving having your gunt removed

My friend is recovering well from her guntectomy performed in the hospital yesterday.

guntectomy by :D Dawn October 6, 2007

cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008