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Gunter's Law

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.

"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!

by phoenixlives November 29, 2016

Wonderfuk

When a situation is better than wonderful, or the word "wonderful" doesn't encompass the personal joy you feel about the situation. Sensational, with an adult twist.

Dogs - especially puppies - are just wonderfuk!

I got laid last night and I feel wonderfuk.

by phoenixlives September 10, 2020

Awfuk

When a situation is worse than awful, or simply too exhausting to contemplate.

What Taco Bell did to their menu is just awfuk. No Mexican pizza?

My dog died, and I feel awfuk.

by phoenixlives September 10, 2020