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gunkerblasted 

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.
Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈
gunkerblasted by Winterq July 6, 2022
Related Words
Gunket Guneet gunker Gunktah ganket gucket gunked Gunksta Gunmetal Gunkel
A pussy boy posing as a hardened gangsta.
John: That rapper Hellnback from Teamrezofficial's a Real Gunktah!

Bob: Yea I know! His real name's karen, he works at a coffee shop, and I heared he's a teacher... He just poses as a hard ass thug so I guess when he says he's gunktah, he's sayin really sayin he's a fake ass pussy!
Gunktah by navajo_joe September 9, 2009
A new term used on the urban streets of Canada, United States and Mexico. It describes a person to be "fake", especially around police authorities.

A) A person of both genders who cries to get their way but acts like a gangster and demonstrates self-delusion. Often from youth males who claim they are part African American and adopt the modern culture such as Rap, Hip-Hop and various "From the streets" attitudes when it is clear they have never lived life on the streets.

B) A self-proclaimed "Rapper" who raps tough, acts tough and talks tough. When it comes time to be interviewed by the police while being involved in minor disputes he will force himself to cry and make it seem like he is the victim. Therefore, He assumes that he has clean criminal record.
A. "That gunktah can't say hes from the streets, cause he was born and raised by gravel roads in isolated communities!"

B. "That piece of shit rapper ain't shit, he's just a damn gunktah! If I ever met that guy I'd knock him a new hole to rap out of."
Gunktah by EastSideHoop January 5, 2009

Poo Gunker 

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'
Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
Poo Gunker by ket. February 16, 2017
Being reviewed by the Belgian magazine "Gunk", without them having an actual review copy of your game.
gunked by DeaviBiter January 3, 2009
A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language
Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while
ganket by dafylm August 29, 2006