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gunkerblasted 

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.
Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈
gunkerblasted by Winterq July 6, 2022
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Gunket • Guneet • gunker • ganket • Gunktah • gucket • gunked • Gunksta • Gunmetal • Gunkel
A pussy boy posing as a hardened gangsta.
John: That rapper Hellnback from Teamrezofficial's a Real Gunktah!

Bob: Yea I know! His real name's karen, he works at a coffee shop, and I heared he's a teacher... He just poses as a hard ass thug so I guess when he says he's gunktah, he's sayin really sayin he's a fake ass pussy!
Gunktah by navajo_joe September 9, 2009
A new term used on the urban streets of Canada, United States and Mexico. It describes a person to be "fake", especially around police authorities.

A) A person of both genders who cries to get their way but acts like a gangster and demonstrates self-delusion. Often from youth males who claim they are part African American and adopt the modern culture such as Rap, Hip-Hop and various "From the streets" attitudes when it is clear they have never lived life on the streets.

B) A self-proclaimed "Rapper" who raps tough, acts tough and talks tough. When it comes time to be interviewed by the police while being involved in minor disputes he will force himself to cry and make it seem like he is the victim. Therefore, He assumes that he has clean criminal record.
A. "That gunktah can't say hes from the streets, cause he was born and raised by gravel roads in isolated communities!"

B. "That piece of shit rapper ain't shit, he's just a damn gunktah! If I ever met that guy I'd knock him a new hole to rap out of."
Gunktah by EastSideHoop January 5, 2009

Poo Gunker 

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'
Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
Poo Gunker by ket. February 16, 2017
Being reviewed by the Belgian magazine "Gunk", without them having an actual review copy of your game.
Mario Galaxy got totally Gunked!
gunked by DeaviBiter January 3, 2009
A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language
Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while
ganket by dafylm August 29, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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