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Stands for gay uncle.
Dude, watch out for your gunkel.
Gunkel by Purple_Pirate_Man February 12, 2017
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Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.
Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!
Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008
A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.
"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"
gundelf by Roomsterman June 5, 2016

Gunsel fuck 

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
Gunsel fuck by Reddirt May 31, 2014
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

gunkerblasted 

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.
Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈
gunkerblasted by Winterq July 6, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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