Gunkel

an alternative name for the penis

Dude, I think she wants your gunkel.

by leftwingin October 25, 2010

Gunkel

Stands for gay uncle.

Dude, watch out for your gunkel.

by Purple_Pirate_Man February 12, 2017

Gunzel

Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.

Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!

by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gundelf

A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.

"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"

by Roomsterman June 5, 2016

Gunsel fuck

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.

He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.

by Reddirt May 31, 2014

Gurkel

Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

gunkerblasted

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.

Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈

by Winterq July 6, 2022