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a more appropriate word for a bidet.
the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!
bum gun by Big Lemon August 9, 2012
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Gun Bumpin 

Gun Play, Shootin', shooting at one another.
"Gun Bumpin gonna lead to gun bumpin'- XZibit's Criminal Set
Gun Bumpin by Stefnee February 8, 2006

Gunbummy 

Gunbummies are shitposters in the firearm community who fall under the following criteria:
-shitpost more often than shoot
-obsess over other men
-more often than not, cling to one brand of firearm despite having no experience in others
-have a lot to say despite usually owning a small number of firearms (usually one or two)
-attempt to use shitposting to garner attention to compensate for their abysmally low likes/subs/views on their preferred social media platform (much the way a gunbunny would use cleavage to feel validation).
-oftentimes use buzzwords as would a tumblrina (thot, ____ is a meme, etc) while simultaneously rejecting popular buzzwords from the general firearm community in a hipster-like manner (moldy labia).
Gunbummies are oftentimes incels and despise anyone with more popularity than themselves; especially females which they are prone to specifically loathe.

Gunbummies may lash out if confronted, resulting in an almost estrogen-fueled tenacity to win online arguments. This behavior leads some to believe being a gunbummy may be linked to low testosterone and/or obesity.
It is of note that most gunbummies rarely -if ever- reveal themselves intentionally; due to their fear of being confirmed as incels.
Man 1: did you see the newest Miculek video with Lena in it? She's a chip off the old block.
Gunbummy: she's a total thot.

Man 1: Did you just say "thot" like the rappers say?
Gunbummy: Yeah man all gunbunnies are thots

Man 2: Right. Anyways, let's go shoot this weekend. I got a Korth I want to test out.
Gunbummy: Why would you get a Korth? Total trash man you should have just gone with a Glock 19. Only gun worth getting.

Man 1: Huh? Okay well how about I bring out my new AR? I just finished putting on-
Gunbummy: Why would you get an AR? Glock brand Glock is best Glock.
Man 1: ....... Why are you so buttblasted? You only have a Glock, don't you?
Gunbummy: MOLDY LABHIA THOT BEGONE
Gunbummy by Cyril the Virus November 1, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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