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a more appropriate word for a bidet.
the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!
bum gun by Big Lemon August 9, 2012
Related Words

Gun Bumpin 

Gun Play, Shootin', shooting at one another.
"Gun Bumpin gonna lead to gun bumpin'- XZibit's Criminal Set
Gun Bumpin by Stefnee February 8, 2006

Gunbummy 

Gunbummies are shitposters in the firearm community who fall under the following criteria:
-shitpost more often than shoot
-obsess over other men
-more often than not, cling to one brand of firearm despite having no experience in others
-have a lot to say despite usually owning a small number of firearms (usually one or two)
-attempt to use shitposting to garner attention to compensate for their abysmally low likes/subs/views on their preferred social media platform (much the way a gunbunny would use cleavage to feel validation).
-oftentimes use buzzwords as would a tumblrina (thot, ____ is a meme, etc) while simultaneously rejecting popular buzzwords from the general firearm community in a hipster-like manner (moldy labia).
Gunbummies are oftentimes incels and despise anyone with more popularity than themselves; especially females which they are prone to specifically loathe.

Gunbummies may lash out if confronted, resulting in an almost estrogen-fueled tenacity to win online arguments. This behavior leads some to believe being a gunbummy may be linked to low testosterone and/or obesity.
It is of note that most gunbummies rarely -if ever- reveal themselves intentionally; due to their fear of being confirmed as incels.
Man 1: did you see the newest Miculek video with Lena in it? She's a chip off the old block.
Gunbummy: she's a total thot.

Man 1: Did you just say "thot" like the rappers say?
Gunbummy: Yeah man all gunbunnies are thots

Man 2: Right. Anyways, let's go shoot this weekend. I got a Korth I want to test out.
Gunbummy: Why would you get a Korth? Total trash man you should have just gone with a Glock 19. Only gun worth getting.

Man 1: Huh? Okay well how about I bring out my new AR? I just finished putting on-
Gunbummy: Why would you get an AR? Glock brand Glock is best Glock.
Man 1: ....... Why are you so buttblasted? You only have a Glock, don't you?
Gunbummy: MOLDY LABHIA THOT BEGONE
Gunbummy by Cyril the Virus November 1, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026