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Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
Gumaro Ortega by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020
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Goody gumdrops 

Depending on personal preference, it is either an expression of joy, happiness or delight or an expression of sarcasm in response to a small gain/reward etc.
Joy.

"You got an A+ on your maths test!"
"Goody gumdrops!"

Sarcasm.

"For finding the cure for cancer, we give you this small keychain."
"Oh, Goody gumdrops"
Goody gumdrops by Lauren_ December 25, 2007

Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
Satan's gumdrop by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010

hairy gumdrops 

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.
My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.
hairy gumdrops by DPC August 30, 2005
a sweet person that is very soft and should be protected at all costs
wow she's such a gumdrop
gumdrop by mystery.mystery July 25, 2019
side piece; girl you hit up only when you visit a certain place; long distance fuck buddy
Guy 1: Big Atlantic City trip this weekend! What should we do
Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too
Gumara by dakid9 March 4, 2019