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Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
Gumaro Ortega by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020
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Goody gumdrops 

Depending on personal preference, it is either an expression of joy, happiness or delight or an expression of sarcasm in response to a small gain/reward etc.
Joy.

"You got an A+ on your maths test!"
"Goody gumdrops!"

Sarcasm.

"For finding the cure for cancer, we give you this small keychain."
"Oh, Goody gumdrops"
Goody gumdrops by Lauren_ December 25, 2007

Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
Satan's gumdrop by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010

hairy gumdrops 

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.
My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.
hairy gumdrops by DPC August 30, 2005
a sweet person that is very soft and should be protected at all costs
wow she's such a gumdrop
gumdrop by mystery.mystery July 25, 2019
side piece; girl you hit up only when you visit a certain place; long distance fuck buddy
Guy 1: Big Atlantic City trip this weekend! What should we do
Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too
Gumara by dakid9 March 4, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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