gumaround

The action of turning down an individual for date. More specifically, it is due to that individual's lack of social skills, continuous rants about nonsense, and in general his/her lack of knowledge regarding the opposite sex (or same sex in cases of homosexuality). The individual being asked out is most likely bored or not interested in that other person. They usually make up excuses as to why they need to cancel the date, such as having to "work late" or "study." The person asking the other out is therefore rejected.

Baskin Robbins: "I'm sorry, but I have to study tonight...I mean, I know it's Saturday night, but I have a math quiz in a week."

Ben N. Jerry: "Awww damn, am I getting the gumaround again?"

gumaround by InkedMD October 26, 2010

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Getaround

Carshare company that you can rent cars from by the day, hour, or week and unlock them from your phone.

I rented a Tesla on Getaround for my date.

Getaround by mrswagsauce November 21, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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