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wurk-shmurz
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!;
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
by Tsarstepan February 7, 2010
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Function: abbreviation
–noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to keep wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.
Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex) Akin to the Military Industrial Complex or the Prison Industrial Complex.
Function: abbreviation
–noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to keep wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.
Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex) Akin to the Military Industrial Complex or the Prison Industrial Complex.
This collective DIC exists to profit off the sweat and tears of all bored and restless teenagers in the developed world.;
Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous wench!"
Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous wench!"
by Tsarstepan April 11, 2010
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a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
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–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
—Related forms
car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
—Related forms
car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
We cargatted Robert Gentel on this slow Sunday just because he deserved the love and appreciation.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
by Tsarstepan March 21, 2010
Get the Cargat mug.Riff (verb, -riffed, -rif⋅fing. Informal): The art and science of making fun of low budget B-Movies by making snide and/or sarcastic comments (regarding the poor quality of the film's dialogue, acting, plot, shoddy film design, etc...) at the movie or television screen while the movie is running in the background. The comedy can be either high brow and esoteric or low brow and of the bodily branded humor.
The comic geniuses of MST3k brutally riffed upon the B-Movie schlock sci-fi/horror film "The Giant Spider Invasion." (1975) I don't know if the director was here to witness them shredding his movie, would he cry with shame or laugh until he peed his pants.
by Tsarstepan January 9, 2010
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–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.
2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.
3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.
2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.
3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010
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adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010
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