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1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.
by Tsarstepan March 31, 2017
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–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
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car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
–noun
1. an online social gathering or party for celebrating an underappreciated individual, especially a computer administrator or forum moderator.
2. the art of a well run, secure, and well trafficked online forum.
–verb (used with object)
3. to cause to celebrate an underappreciated individual.
—Related forms
car·gat·ing·ly, adverb
car·gat·a·ble, adjective
car·gat·less, adjective
We cargatted Robert Gentel on this slow Sunday just because he deserved the love and appreciation.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
His labors are cargattingly notable as he keeps his forum running efficiently and glitch free.
by Tsarstepan March 21, 2010
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noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
Filmphile: I'm fascinated about chairs in movies and how filmmakers visually and symbolically them in films.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
by Tsarstepan August 26, 2016
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noun
a cinematically manipulated Hollywood studio produced motion picture, especially one lavishly produced melodrama, that has or is expected to boldly WOW the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and subsequently obtain a Best Picture Oscar award for the studio and film producers.
Similar to: Oscar Bait
noun
a cinematically manipulated Hollywood studio produced motion picture, especially one lavishly produced melodrama, that has or is expected to boldly WOW the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and subsequently obtain a Best Picture Oscar award for the studio and film producers.
Similar to: Oscar Bait
With a touch of makeup, Harvey Weinstein aged Justin Timberlake to star in the producers $200million dollar Bill Clinton/Monicagate Oscarbuster biopic.
by Tsarstepan December 16, 2011
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–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
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workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!;
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
by Tsarstepan February 7, 2010
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1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019
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1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.
by Tsarstepan March 18, 2015
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