gumar 

A slang word used to describe the mistress of a married mobster. The gumar is the girl that they see "on the side", because they can do things with them that they would rather not do with their wives (See example below).
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.

To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

gumar by tazzman31 November 7, 2009

gumar 

term used from the Sopranos for a mistress of a married man

As used in episodes of the Sopranos with "Tony's gumar, Candice, etc"

gumar by CD88 May 5, 2007

The Gumar 

A move where a group of friends pretend to be a hot girl, and then tricking a different friend to think the hot girl is in to him.
Then the "hot girl" suggests a meeting where they will fuck
The move concludes when the tricked friend cum before the planned meeting, in order to last longer in coitus.
Afterwards it is acceptable to take a group photo and saying to the victim "you are the gumar" (gumar is the person who got pranked by the gumar move)

Yo Tom, have you heard about how we pulled off the gumar on Roi yesterday? The poor soul wanted to cry the whole evening

The Gumar by Gumarman January 28, 2020

Patriot Guard Riders 

The Patriot Guard Riders, PGR, are Honorable, Dedicated and Invited Motorcycle Club which among many duties, has the privilege to escort and provide security in a law abiding and orderly fashion for Veteran organizations, ceremonies and most of all provides peace and comfort for the families of fallen heroes and their families to grieve and morn the loss of the their loved ones in peace. There are many State Chapters across the United States, when called upon The Patriot Guard Riders will, from boarder to boarder, State to State, pass the on the responsibilities, and or continue the escort and support, security and respect for what our men and women of our Armed Forces who gave the ultimate sacrifice through dedication to God and Duty to country, family and Freedom rightfully deserve. These men and women who ride for the fallen are amazing!

-Patriot Guard Riders Mission Statement:

The Patriot Guard Riders is a diverse amalgamation of riders from across the nation. We have one thing in common besides motorcycles. We have an unwavering respect for those who risk their very lives for America’s freedom and security. If you share this respect, please join us.

We don’t care what you ride or if you ride, what your political views are, or whether you’re a hawk or a dove. It is not a requirement that you be a veteran. It doesn't matter where you’re from or what your income is; you don’t even have to ride. The only prerequisite is Respect.

Our main mission is to attend the funeral services of fallen American heroes as invited guests of the family. Each mission we undertake has two basic objectives:

Show our sincere respect for our fallen heroes, their families, and their communities.

Shield the mourning family and their friends from interruptions created by any protester or group of protesters.

We accomplish the latter through strictly legal and non-violent means.

To those of you who are currently serving and fighting for the freedoms of others, at home and abroad, please know that we are backing you. We honor and support you with every mission we carry out, and we are praying for a safe return home for all.

Patriot Guard Riders by quakerbulldog [PGR] November 2, 2010

Patriot Guard Riders 

One of a number of awesome groups that stage counterprotests whenever Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church draw near a funeral.
It consists of war veterans on motorbikes. They use their awesome choppers and masses of American Flags to obscure the whining douches behind them, allowing the families of the deceased to mourn without bullshit.

The Patriot Guard Riders are made of epic win. There is no counterarguing this.

Patriot Guard Riders by plays_well_with_others October 9, 2010

Guardians of the Galaxy 

The Guardians of the Galaxy are a fictional superhero team, that have starred in the comic book series of the same name, published by Marvel Comics. The original team, based in an alternate universe within the Marvel Comics continuity, debuted in the comic book Marvel Super-Heroes #18 (Jan. 1969).
Another team, this time based in the mainstream Marvel Universe, debuted in the comic Guardians of the Galaxy (vol. 2) #1 (July 2008):

Guardians of the Galaxy

1.Starlord (Peter Quill)

2.Rocket Raccoon

3.Quasar (Phyla-Vell)

4.Adam Warlock

5.Gamora

6.Drax

7.Mantis

8.Groot

The live-action film Guardians of the Galaxy, based on the comic book and team (2008 version), is scheduled to be released on August 1, 2014 (though the date could change). It will be directed by James Gunn, based on a screenplay written by Nicole Perlman, Chris McCoy, and Gunn. The film was formally announced by its production studio, Marvel Studios, at the July 2012 San Diego Comic-Con International, with concept art portraying Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, and Gamora.

Guardians of the Galaxy by The Centurion December 9, 2012

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020