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gobble gum 

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
gobble gum by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016
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Gobble Gum 

Gobble-Gum: A blowjob from a person without teeth
Your grandma just gave me the best Gobble Gum ever
Gobble Gum by Delaron9 January 16, 2016

Gobble gum 

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures
yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny
Gobble gum by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble Gum 

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.
Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.
Gobble Gum by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobble Gum 

A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.
Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?
Gobble Gum by Yaa Boizz December 16, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
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