headjob

the sucking of ones penis til it explodes
lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster...the swollow
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
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im going to give him a headjob
by th November 02, 2003
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something ur boyfreinds says when drunk

a mix between head, and handjob

use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...
"ill give you a kiss"

*slurs* "how bout a headjob?"
by smileingisgoodfordrunks June 28, 2010
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1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.

2.) To have someone gag on your sausage
"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"

It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob
by rainey06au August 03, 2005
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v. When a male puts his penis on the top or against the back of a females head/skull and simply has sexual intercourse with the females head/skull and not her mouth or face.

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v. When the female uses her head/skull and rubs, pushes against, or repeatedly bumps her head on the males penis and she does not use her face or mouth.
"Hey Babe, you want me to give you a headjob? You can sit on my shoulders and use your penis and have sex with my head however long and hardcore as you want to till you ejaculate all over my head and hair."
by female_head_fucker December 22, 2009
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The Vietnamese translation is gôi sâ'y. Offered at a number of haircare or beauty salons in SE Asia and China, which can be ubiquitous in some areas. The headjob is a combination head and face massage and shampoo. Genererally costs between US$0.75 and US$3. Lasts on average 30 min. Can at times inspire sublime or euphoric feelings.
"Hoa Linh told me Hoang pitched a semi-erection while he was getting headjobbed."

"Damn nappy-headed hippies backpacking Thailand -- didn't someone tell them they can buy a headjob for 40 baht?"
by enkidoo October 26, 2007
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In soccer, or football, to score a goal, pass, or make contact by striking the ball with the head. Also commonly referred to as a 'Header'.
"That was a beautiful headjob from a well placed corner kick"
by TimCereja September 19, 2009
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