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headjob
something ur boyfreinds says when drunk
a mix between head, and handjob
use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...
a mix between head, and handjob
use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...
headjob by smileingisgoodfordrunks July 1, 2010
headjob
1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.
2.) To have someone gag on your sausage
2.) To have someone gag on your sausage
"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"
It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob
"he'll have to give one to get it"
It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob
headjob by rainey06au August 28, 2005
headjob
v. When a male puts his penis on the top or against the back of a females head/skull and simply has sexual intercourse with the females head/skull and not her mouth or face.
OR
v. When the female uses her head/skull and rubs, pushes against, or repeatedly bumps her head on the males penis and she does not use her face or mouth.
OR
v. When the female uses her head/skull and rubs, pushes against, or repeatedly bumps her head on the males penis and she does not use her face or mouth.
"Hey Babe, you want me to give you a headjob? You can sit on my shoulders and use your penis and have sex with my head however long and hardcore as you want to till you ejaculate all over my head and hair."
headjob by female_head_fucker December 23, 2009
headjob
The Vietnamese translation is gôi sâ'y. Offered at a number of haircare or beauty salons in SE Asia and China, which can be ubiquitous in some areas. The headjob is a combination head and face massage and shampoo. Genererally costs between US$0.75 and US$3. Lasts on average 30 min. Can at times inspire sublime or euphoric feelings.