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Jacob Gullick 

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.
Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'
Jacob Gullick by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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Gullicksrud 

A female exhibiting beauty far superior than any girl in the same room. This woman will almost always be showing off a stunning smile, and her laugh will certainly take your breath away. See also: dimepiece.
Male 1: "Holy hell, that girl in the red is absolutely gorgeous!"
Male 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely a gullicksrud."

Female 1: "I'm fucking tired of Aubri.. everytime she walks in the room guys stop paying attention to me and just focus on her."
Male 1: "It's because she's a gullicksrud. Quit being so jealous and give the girl a break."
Gullicksrud by Zabrigg December 21, 2010

gullicalf 

Not completely gullible. One who is gull of a calf rather than a full adult bull.
John is pretty gullible, or maybe just gullicalf.
gullicalf by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

Gullicalf 

Not quite gullible enough to be a gullibull.
A gullicalf will often accept something tenuous but then realise he's becoming a gullibull and step back from the brink.
From Wayne's World 2: "Come on! Do you think
I'm a gullibull or even a gullicalf?"
Gullicalf by Bradders1011 April 1, 2008

Gullikson 

A disturbingly attractive group of Pacific northwest dwellers with a collective IQ sitting around speed of sound. The Gulliksons are not a hairy people, and they farm a respectable herd of dodge steeds for transportation and defense purposes. Their primitive humor is countered by their advanced weaponry and understanding of complex tools, like hammers. A well-armed society, the Gulliksons are best left to their own devices as their underdeveloped social skills coupled with a strong dislike of all things blue often lead to conflicts with neighboring tribes of passifistic yet irritating leftists.
"Did you hear that Jim took his Subaru into the woods to observe the mating rituals of the woodpecker and test out his new REI biodegradable binoculars?"

"Yeah man, that was weeks ago. Word is that his car got stuck in a cow patty somewhere near Gullikson territory. The cops told search and rescue to not even bother."
Gullikson by Spartette December 2, 2009
One who argues simply for love of the game. They make no money, win no trophies, and collect no prizes. Their only priority is to make absolutely sure that you know that you were wrong, and they were right. No matter what.
Don’t fucking Gulick me, bro, you know what I meant.
Gulick by Jared M Gulick August 20, 2023