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Everyone needs a Gollick
Everyone needs a Gollick
gollick by Gollick June 16, 2017
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(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.
"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"
Gollock by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013
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Mr Gorlick 

A science teacher that was born in the 1600s and loves to explode things inside of classrooms they also work at big hollow middle school
That science teacher is soo old they must be a mr gorlick
Mr Gorlick by $Scott whipman$ March 14, 2019

GolliCRAFT 

A Scottish Man who runs a Minecraft Economy server under his name.
Hey, Have you spoke to GolliCRAFT today? Yeah, he seems to have his kilt in a twist!
GolliCRAFT by GolliCRAFT October 29, 2020

Gullicksrud 

A female exhibiting beauty far superior than any girl in the same room. This woman will almost always be showing off a stunning smile, and her laugh will certainly take your breath away. See also: dimepiece.
Male 1: "Holy hell, that girl in the red is absolutely gorgeous!"
Male 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely a gullicksrud."

Female 1: "I'm fucking tired of Aubri.. everytime she walks in the room guys stop paying attention to me and just focus on her."
Male 1: "It's because she's a gullicksrud. Quit being so jealous and give the girl a break."
Gullicksrud by Zabrigg December 21, 2010
A motha fucking quagmire. Originated from the homo sexual ancient greek artists that used to be called Golls working on their nick.
That weak bitch got played for a gollnick.
gollnick by HottyDeez March 2, 2005
The continous send of a odd and annoying picture via MSN or other instant messaging
programme
hey this guy is really anoying me, i will gollock him with this picture of a sandwich or this picture of a man giving a thumbs up.
CTRL+V
Gollock by hazza21 August 25, 2008
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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