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Guisseppi 

Guisseppi is a caring soul. They always try to put others happiness before their own. Although often depressed, a Guisseppi will stop at nothing to make someone smile or laugh. Though most will emulate Mr. Rogers, they tend to have a very dark sense of humor. Optimistic about the world but pessimistic about their own life. Guisseppi’s are lovers, not fighters. They prefer to be lifelong partners in both friendships and romance and try to avoid anything that will end quickly.
He’s a real Guisseppi.
Guisseppi by Pagliacci67 September 28, 2022
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Giuseppina

Giuseppina is a pretty girl who probably got named by a Nonna. She is not a tall person and talks a lot. She‘s intelligent but doesn‘t want to understand that. Moreover she loves being alone but being alone for to long is not good for her. She has a good heart and needs family. She‘s queer and supports feminism with passion.
Giuseppina is special and had no luck when her parents decided her name
Giuseppe is a common name in Italy, however it’s sometimes misspelt as Guiseppe. If you are fortunate enough to know a Guiseppe, this is a rare encounter.

Guiseppe is one of the most sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. Be blessed if you have a friend named Guiseppe. He is very empathetic and you can rely on him for advice.

Not only is Guiseppe a great guy, he is amazing in bed and nicknamed Big G ;).
“Oh you know a Guiseppe?”
“I’m very fortunate to have him in my life”
“I hear he is nicknamed Big G from his last girlfriend”
Guiseppe by MrZane April 24, 2021

Messy Guissepie 

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache
Messy Guissepie by poonchasers June 13, 2008
Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.
I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.
Guiseppe by Emmbee January 14, 2007

Sloppy Guiseppe 

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

Gisseppee 

Gisseppee is that crazy Azn dude that keeps calling me.
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