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Guisseppi 

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Guisseppi is a caring soul. They always try to put others happiness before their own. Although often depressed, a Guisseppi will stop at nothing to make someone smile or laugh. Though most will emulate Mr. Rogers, they tend to have a very dark sense of humor. Optimistic about the world but pessimistic about their own life. Guisseppi’s are lovers, not fighters. They prefer to be lifelong partners in both friendships and romance and try to avoid anything that will end quickly.
He’s a real Guisseppi.
Guisseppi by Pagliacci67 September 28, 2022
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Giuseppina

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Giuseppina is a pretty girl who probably got named by a Nonna. She is not a tall person and talks a lot. She‘s intelligent but doesn‘t want to understand that. Moreover she loves being alone but being alone for to long is not good for her. She has a good heart and needs family. She‘s queer and supports feminism with passion.
Giuseppina is special and had no luck when her parents decided her name

Guiseppe

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Giuseppe is a common name in Italy, however it’s sometimes misspelt as Guiseppe. If you are fortunate enough to know a Guiseppe, this is a rare encounter.

Guiseppe is one of the most sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. Be blessed if you have a friend named Guiseppe. He is very empathetic and you can rely on him for advice.

Not only is Guiseppe a great guy, he is amazing in bed and nicknamed Big G ;).
“Oh you know a Guiseppe?”
“I’m very fortunate to have him in my life
“I hear he is nicknamed Big G from his last girlfriend
Guiseppe by MrZane April 24, 2021

Messy Guissepie 

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when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache
Messy Guissepie by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Guiseppe

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Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.
I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.
Guiseppe by Emmbee January 14, 2007

Sloppy Guiseppe 

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Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

Gisseppee 

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an imaginary boy or girl
Gisseppee is that crazy Azn dude that keeps calling me.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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