Guiseppi

Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.

Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."

Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!

Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.

(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).

Guiseppi by esay002 May 10, 2009

Giuseppina

Giuseppina is a pretty girl who probably got named by a Nonna. She is not a tall person and talks a lot. She‘s intelligent but doesn‘t want to understand that. Moreover she loves being alone but being alone for to long is not good for her. She has a good heart and needs family. She‘s queer and supports feminism with passion.

Giuseppina is special and had no luck when her parents decided her name

Giuseppina by wantmybabytohaveyoursmile November 18, 2021

Guiseppe

Giuseppe is a common name in Italy, however it’s sometimes misspelt as Guiseppe. If you are fortunate enough to know a Guiseppe, this is a rare encounter.

Guiseppe is one of the most sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. Be blessed if you have a friend named Guiseppe. He is very empathetic and you can rely on him for advice.

Not only is Guiseppe a great guy, he is amazing in bed and nicknamed Big G ;).

“Oh you know a Guiseppe?”
“I’m very fortunate to have him in my life”
“I hear he is nicknamed Big G from his last girlfriend”

Guiseppe by MrZane April 24, 2021

Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.

I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.

Guiseppe by Emmbee January 14, 2007

Sloppy Guiseppe 

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.

Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?

Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

Guisseppi 

Guisseppi is a caring soul. They always try to put others happiness before their own. Although often depressed, a Guisseppi will stop at nothing to make someone smile or laugh. Though most will emulate Mr. Rogers, they tend to have a very dark sense of humor. Optimistic about the world but pessimistic about their own life. Guisseppi’s are lovers, not fighters. They prefer to be lifelong partners in both friendships and romance and try to avoid anything that will end quickly.

He’s a real Guisseppi.

Guisseppi by Pagliacci67 September 28, 2022

sloppy giuseppi

An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.

Matt: What's Charelottes pussy like?

Jamie: Oh it's a real sloppy giuseppi

sloppy giuseppi by JP98 January 7, 2011