Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.
I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.
by Emmbee January 14, 2007
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Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
by EmmBee February 04, 2005
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