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giuseppe is a somewhat common male name in italy. giuseppe is the nicest guy you will ever meet! he is sweet, kind, and so supportive of every decision you make. he will make you smile no matter how rough your day was and always show you so much compassion. if you meet a giuseppe and manage to become friends with him, dont let him go! if you do, you WILL regret it. if youre someone who has a giuseppe in their life, be thankful! they are the best friend you will ever meet.

on top of being an amazing person, hes also amazing in bed and has the biggest dick ever. props to giuseppe!
friend 1: aw, hes italian and adorable? probably a giuseppe!
friend 2: yeah, thats giuseppe! hes my best friend:)
giuseppe by giuseppeiscute September 5, 2020
The horniest man you know. Every other phrase he says is a sexual joke or reference. He often receives nudes from girls at 2 in the morning. Even the most unsuspected of girls try to get some of the big G. He is a very freaky person and is always down for a good sloppy sloppy.
"Hey Giuseppe, how are you-"
"On your knees, now"
Giuseppe by Flabby fanny pack February 11, 2020

Sloppy Giuseppe 

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.
"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"
Sloppy Giuseppe by jironutz October 7, 2012

cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.
cold giuseppe by brian 2 February 27, 2023
the sweetest person i know! honest! ive never once seen him get mad or annoyed (and im really annoying broski) hes rlly rlly nice—it’s actually insane how someone can be so cool. like yknow hes funny, sweet, pretty heckin adorable no cap; basically what were getting at here is that hes like actually the ideal friend. its supa cool to call him my super buddy bro guy homie amigo. i feel lucky to have such a person in my life. hes never ONCE done anything to get me upset-and thats saying a lot since im an angry and sad person but w him i jus turn into complete mush and literally the representation of the 🥺 emoji. uwu, giuseppe, uwu.
random person:hey who is that guy over there?
me: thats giuseppe. the best person yet!
giuseppe by cheetopuffles September 21, 2019
An absolute fucking god, the man who created both memes, and the world
It's fucking Giuseppe bois
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