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kyle guilven 

Popular kid. The best. The greatest of all time. Very funny and cool too.

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.
A type of smile that makes you want to punch someone and kill yourself afterwards.
His Guillen is pissing me off.
Guillen by Dick loves Dicks July 19, 2016

Manuel Guillen

Manuel is a simp for a girl named Leslie. He like to suck off Tiger from whinnie the pooh. He also tends to rape people at his school. His favorite person is Diego he likes to suck on his tiddies until he lactates. He is also a beaner that likes fingers up his ass.
Eww watch out its Manuel Guillen run!!!
Manuel Guillen by Umaree April 1, 2020

Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.
Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz
Guildenstern by Hildy November 18, 2003