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Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

guiltner 

"Guiltner" A family that sticks togather, no matter what. A high ranking family thats proven there worth to a trade or a relationship with a drug lord or cartel.. A family name thst fears nothing but themselves an name of the elite and true man kind,one who will never tale to less his or her time for a crim3 one who will fall but get up every time gett better and better with every fall. leaders of secrets and discreet place amount the all knowing and forth coming of any and all changes of an elite group or organization invited on into by an elder...
oh shit thats one of the "Guiltners" there true and neve fake

Guiltners never switch side do to bribes or money

Guilderland 

a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.
Josh: dude, at this party last night, some pussy from guilderland couldn't even stand up after drinking one beer
Tom: what a pussy! i hate gland fags

Guilderland 

the worst hometown. Everyone does drugs and everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else. We have nothing but the Country’s biggest Walmart and crossgates mall. Everyone is so cocky it’s not even funny. The school district doesn’t do shit about bully’s but if you swear you get in trouble. I want to move
“Yeah I live in guilderland,it sucks”
Guilderland by gabs.elaine January 8, 2019

guylendria 

She is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. She'll always make you cheer you up and make you laugh when your feeling down. Sure she can be stubborn at times but she is beautiful, loving, kind and an amazing person.
Guylendria is such a great person, not to mention how an awesome friend she is
guylendria by Josie Saltzman June 24, 2019
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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