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Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
Expressing sexual feelings or emotions towards Guild members in a particular game or people from the same Guild in real life.
"Hey Anthony, want to come hangout with me in the fountain? ;)"
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."
Guildcest by arcadiatalesrunner January 30, 2015

topper guild 

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.
Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.
topper guild by appleman6 April 4, 2022

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G) 

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G
most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies
Film Actor Guild(F.A.G) by Sarge January 11, 2005

Guildford 

Actually quite a good city. Has pretty much everything you need, and it's small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. Plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). Don't believe what the other guy said about it, I've gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. And send my kids to private school. His definition is here Guilford. Really, you can't slag a place off if you can't spell it properly!
You wanna hit the clubs in Guildford?
Ahh, I went to the Guildford Spectrum the other day. Was good.
You know, Guildford is actually a city.
Zomg, that other guy spelt Guildford wrong.
Guildford by Charles Mann May 15, 2006

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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