totally spies

totally stupid. most retarded show ever.

the only thing cartoon network has ever done wrong. made by guys, so why is it so gay?

by Sarge January 09, 2005

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

kubrick

the only filmmaker I have ever seen who's films are either brlliant (A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket) or crap (2001: A Space Oddyssey, The Shining). the only way to get 2001 is if you read the novel, and the shining is so differant from the source material that it ruins much of the atmosphere.

kubrick: " o crap, i forgot to film the expositional scenes! o well this picture of a monkey staring at a block is pretty self explanatory. as is the giant baby from nowhere!"

by Sarge January 11, 2005

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 25, 2003

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 11, 2003

Red vs Blue

The funniest thing on the internet. Also, the person above me is a large fucktard, as there is no motion capture in RvB. Eat it, cockbite.

"I went to Red vs. Blue and watched episode 2 thrity times before returning to wanking to Morrigan hentai"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005