17 definitions by Sarge

the only filmmaker I have ever seen who's films are either brlliant (A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket) or crap (2001: A Space Oddyssey, The Shining). the only way to get 2001 is if you read the novel, and the shining is so differant from the source material that it ruins much of the atmosphere.
kubrick: " o crap, i forgot to film the expositional scenes! o well this picture of a monkey staring at a block is pretty self explanatory. as is the giant baby from nowhere!"
by Sarge January 11, 2005
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1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.
The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
by Sarge February 14, 2005
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totally stupid. most retarded show ever.
the only thing cartoon network has ever done wrong. made by guys, so why is it so gay?
by Sarge January 9, 2005
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Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics
Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
by Sarge November 11, 2003
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Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus
"Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people while remaining strangely sexy"
by Sarge October 22, 2003
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To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.
The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.
by Sarge September 8, 2005
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