Sarge's definitions

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

sigoloch

A dirty nutsack that has teeth that resemble gumballs. Also has eyes with huge brown circles around them, resembling bagels.

Get your fucking gumballs over here and scrub my toilet you dirty Sigoloch.

by Sarge October 24, 2003

oogle

A word used by Christina to describe perverts who ogle her

She felt dirty as she got oogled

by sarge October 9, 2005

Red vs Blue

The funniest thing on the internet. Also, the person above me is a large fucktard, as there is no motion capture in RvB. Eat it, cockbite.

"I went to Red vs. Blue and watched episode 2 thrity times before returning to wanking to Morrigan hentai"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

kubrick

the only filmmaker I have ever seen who's films are either brlliant (A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket) or crap (2001: A Space Oddyssey, The Shining). the only way to get 2001 is if you read the novel, and the shining is so differant from the source material that it ruins much of the atmosphere.

kubrick: " o crap, i forgot to film the expositional scenes! o well this picture of a monkey staring at a block is pretty self explanatory. as is the giant baby from nowhere!"

by Sarge January 11, 2005

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001