Guegg

Guegg is made from the matrimonial meeting of guacamole and egg. Often seen as an insult to its Mexican roots, guegg ( guacamole with eggs) is often eaten by culture appropriating whiteys. It is described to taste like heaven in a bowl by basic white bitches, though other people say it tastes like ‘rancid dog shit’.

1. Cody: Yo Juan, this Guegg is da bomb homeslice. It tastes absolutely splendid with this sad salmon.

Juan: Fuck off, you gringo. Dios mío.