Guatemelon
"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"
Guatemelon by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015
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Guatemalan Tortilla
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019
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Guatemalan Sunrise
An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014
Guatemalan Neck Brace
While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
Guatemalan Neck Brace by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
Guatemalan Racehorse
The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
Guatemalan Racehorse by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011
Guatemalan
Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!
The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!
Guatemalan by Yess06 July 22, 2006
Guatemalan GoGurt
The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
Guatemalan GoGurt by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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