guatamelon

A guatamelon is an empty two liter bottle of soda.

Does your dad sell guatamelons?

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

Guatemelon

A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!

"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"

by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015

Guatamalen Tradition

When you buy a drink you are entitled to the first sip of your drink before any of your friends

"Let me get a sip of that drink"
"Let me get the guatamalen tradition finished with"

by Guafantano Jones July 12, 2007

gortamelon

a meaning when a person is so bored of typeing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm they soon make up there own word

I was so bored i type gortamelon in my computer... yep your boss is going fire you

by dogebread January 24, 2023

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guatamalen Gator Roll

When giving a woman oral sex, one latches onto her clitoris with his front teeth. He then proceeds to death roll as if he were a gator killing its prey. Also when a woman death rolls on a male's genetalia.

My girlfriend gave me a sand job last night and I haven't been able to walk all day. I'm gonna get her back with a guatamalen gator roll.

by Fuck Bandit October 11, 2009

guatermelon

A Guatemalan that looks like a watermelon

"Hey Jason how's my red and green outfit I got from my home town in Guatemala"
" Genesis you look like a guatermelon"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 5, 2020