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Guanhe

It means "ok", and can be used to acknowledge
"I've submitted the report."
"Guanhe."
by JeffDaTGK12345 September 21, 2022
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Been Guanpedo

A fat Mexican guy whom is lazy and makes promises that he never keeps.
Ryan:
"Hey, did Austin ever give you the ten dollars that he owes you?"

Bradley:
"No. You can't trust that guy. He's a total Been Guanpedo."
by Mikehuntisbeautiful November 15, 2014
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Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
by LowKey May 6, 2014
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guanner

Someone who is not doing anything, being lazy or just wasting time.

Being a guanner involves the lack of activity and is the epitome of not doing anything.
That dude just skipped work for two straight days coz the new Halo came out - what a guanner.
by immaguanner March 29, 2011
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Guaneetcorn

a combination of the words:
-Guanana
-Sweet
-Candy corn
which are the awesomest things on earth, therefore the word is used to describe something as equally awesome or better
guy1: wow look at that awesome bike!

guy2: yeah that thing is so guaneetcorn!!

guy1: totally!!
by cutestgingeronearth<3 November 30, 2010
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Gianheena

A Gianheena is a highly dependable colleague with a beautiful heart. Her beauty is as mysterious as the spelling of her name. But one thing is for sure - she will never let you down.
Wow, she is such a Gianheena because she's so attractive and reliable. I wish my girlfriend was more like her.
by mmworld August 19, 2016
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Guanherpesiphaids

A cobanation of the STDs guanaria, herpes, siphallis and aids (the super STD)
I was so drunk last night and i dont know who i slept with, i went to the doctor and he said i have guanherpesiphaids.
by John Dem. January 10, 2009
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