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That glass of water has been sitting out for a week, no wonder it tastes groty.
groty by fizzle December 28, 2005
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"That garbage is groty to the max"
groty by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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a mix between gross and dirty
those socks look so groty
groty by marce September 23, 2004
Something thats fuckin' gross. I claim this word in the name of me! Rob
your mom's bush is groty
Groty by vzSCUBAstevezv November 3, 2013
Meaning roughly, "like a grotto." Specifically, an adjective for a cave-like underwater dwelling.
Ariel's groty new house had a special shelf for dinglehoppers.
groty by c_infanti January 8, 2009

grotbags 

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.
Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.
grotbags by Souness April 11, 2011
well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend
grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"

user "not you again go away"

grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"

user "..........have you shut up yet"
Grothesk by exploder187 August 28, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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