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The stuff under your Toenails.

Hey Asshole,You Can Chew the Grute out of my toenails.

grute by Al Boecker March 27, 2006

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Grute

Several meanings and uses. Usually used to describe something massive or immensely strong. Also a unit of measurement. Although the rate of one Grute changes frequently, one can safely assume one Grute will never be less than about 300 lbs.

Hey Grute drink this beer.

Grute by aooooooooooo January 13, 2009

Related Words

grute • Grütenhaur • Cory Gruter-Andrew • gluten • grate • glutes • gluteus maximus • Gnutella • glutenist • Glute Spread

Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Grubermeister

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.

Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.

Grubermeister by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012

Gruben

Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.

Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben

Gruben by ghett0man June 13, 2015

So Grue

Grue is a state of enlightenment and simultaneous praise of Gru from Despicable Me. So Grue is essentially a superior version of So True, whilst being a fan base/cult.

Gru is my daddy
SO GRUE!

So Grue by SG Jin March 27, 2022

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026