grundle snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008

Grundle Snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle with one's penis during sex
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

by Jose Tarese July 14, 2007

grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

Grindlesnatch

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

by tastynessy December 15, 2011

Grundlesnatch

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.

He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!

by Bob....Bob the Builder April 10, 2009

Grundlesnach

Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.

"That's as Serious as a Grundlesnach riding his War Hampster into battle against the Dinosaurs."

by imscythe89 March 6, 2025

Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.

The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box

by Darfam4 March 6, 2025