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a Gruchie is something you can sell on a street corner with a mattress on ya back. It's a non-cudgy, dusty, crusty, fishy, pigeon pinching, fish drowning, disappoinTING COWARD.
Stephanie: oh my gosh Carol has such a fishy Gruchie i can smell it from here ewwwww
Jennifer: shes been sellin' her Gruchie at Walmart to buy clothes at good will so that's probs why its so crusty, she looks dryer than the Sahara desert. Gorl needs some MOISTURISER. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Gruchie by BIGPETE101 March 16, 2019
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The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009
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gauchies 

underwear, usually male. Sometimes called gauch.
I can't find my gauchies!
My gauchies are too tight.
gauchies by lar3ry September 1, 2008
underpants, scivvies.
Off came her guchies and it was game time.
guchies by Jimmythehorse June 22, 2008
An old Dublin tradition - no longer observed - where a bride or groom, upon leaving for the church on their wedding day, would throw lots of loose change for local children to gather.
Did you hear Andy got £2.30 at Sean Butler's grushie?
grushie by MasterJackeen December 9, 2017

guchie sex 

Robby: I had tea and crumpets with Chrisy last night.
Joe: Did you have any guchie sex?
Chris: Nah that's guch.
guchie sex by size5ballz June 9, 2010

Grushie’s Gravel 

Grushie’s Gravel is the food for Grushie , if you don’t feed him he will get angry
Someone: Grushie’s Gravel is here!
Grushie: NO!