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a Gruchie is something you can sell on a street corner with a mattress on ya back. It's a non-cudgy, dusty, crusty, fishy, pigeon pinching, fish drowning, disappoinTING COWARD.
Stephanie: oh my gosh Carol has such a fishy Gruchie i can smell it from here ewwwww
Jennifer: shes been sellin' her Gruchie at Walmart to buy clothes at good will so that's probs why its so crusty, she looks dryer than the Sahara desert. Gorl needs some MOISTURISER. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Gruchie by BIGPETE101 March 16, 2019
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The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009
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