gruchebag

A douchebag who resembles despicable me star, gru

Person 1: hey did you see that evil douche earlier?
Person 2: oh you mean the gruchebag?

by MIDGET TOUCHER July 4, 2018

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

Gouchebag

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010

Guchemagidge

Gu che ma gidge (Noun): An observable force of will power, almost indescribable like je ne sais quoi, confounding the wise with joy. Having nothing, yet possessing everything and bearing gifts.

This Guchemagidge served red kool-aid at the White House. We arrived at the Guchemagidge just in time hear the Fat Lady Sang. What do you have on Guchemagidge?

by WriteIMorpheus August 23, 2021

goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead

dude, you are such a goochebag

by d-rew March 30, 2007