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Group Chats 

A prime example of hell. Satin only created this by mistake while he was wiping his ass using Samsungs latest flagship. Group chats aren't good for anything but bugging the shit out of innocent people and spam. Try to leave, you'll be added back unless the asshole who started it included an android. You're pretty much fucked unless you change your number.
Nick: "New group chats fam??"
Everyone else: "Fuck this shit"
Justin: "Insert spam here"
Group Chats by JustinIsAnAsshole January 21, 2016
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Group chats 

Group chats by HotDaddy2424 December 5, 2019

Class group chats

When you are forced into a chat with the innocence classmates and can’t send dirty memes
It is living hell those damn Class group chats.

Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

groupchat 

A text, snapchat, or Instagram message with 3+ people in it who send memes, talk together etc.
Omg, I have so many messages from the groupchat!
groupchat by Weasleykangaroo2 March 9, 2019

twinks groupchat 

“ i love the twinks groupchat “
twinks groupchat by okwhore November 21, 2020

National send nudes to a groupchat day 

April 25th is national send nudes to a groupchat day, where everyone must sext a groupchat
Bob: What day is it?
Emily: National send nudes to a groupchat day!
Bob: Ok, heres a picture of my dick.
Emily: Ok, here are my tits.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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