Grossipe
Grossipe by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020
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grossie grumpkins
The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
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maltese gossipers
Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
maltese gossipers by christian 93 July 12, 2005
grossie
A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.
grossie
A person who is gross and won't stop being gross.
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
gossiper
S: "Who's that?"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
gossiper by FetusWhisperer April 19, 2015
gossipee
To avoid possible slander always be sure to clearly tell the gossipee what has been said about them.
gossipee by Bernharder August 18, 2016
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