Grossipe
Grossipe by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020
Words you can keep
grossie grumpkins
The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
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maltese gossipers
Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
maltese gossipers by christian 93 July 12, 2005
grossie
A person who is gross and won't stop being gross.
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
gossiper
S: "Who's that?"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
gossiper by FetusWhisperer April 19, 2015
gossipee
To avoid possible slander always be sure to clearly tell the gossipee what has been said about them.
gossipee by Bernharder August 18, 2016
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026