grossie
A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.
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grossie
A person who is gross and won't stop being gross.
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
Related Words
grossie • grossie grumpkins • grossy • grosse ile • grosse pointe • Grosseries • grosse • Grosser • Glossier • grossed
grossie grumpkins
The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
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Glossier hoodie
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Glossier hoodie by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021
Grossmesser
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
Grosseries
A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
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